A friend brought my attention to the front page headline in today's Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (courtesy of the LA Times). It's a shocker.
Hamas, Israel on collision course
In honor of this enlightening and hitherto unforeseen news, I suggest a few other equally informative and newsworthy headlines for, perhaps, tomorrow's papers:
UNITED STATES, AL QAEDA ON COLLISION COURSE
or maybe
LAW ENFORCEMENT, ORGANIZED CRIME ON COLLISION COURSE
or
MEDICAL COMMUNITY, CANCER ON COLLISION COURSE
or
DEMOCRATS, REPUBLICANS ON COLLISION COURSE
actually, that would be news, because mostly they just talk past each other, so how about
GOD, SATAN ON COLLISION COURSE
I mean, come on, folks, I know it's been a slow news week and there's only so much you can scrape out of Dick Cheney's hunting accident, but this ... is pathetic.
But, seriously, here's a preview of at least one of tomorrow's actual headlines:
Bin Laden vows never to be captured alive in new audiotape
So who wants him alive?
