So Bobby Schindler is practically a Nicholas Cage double and his sister Suzanne bears a distinct resemblance to Katherine Zeta-Jones, except with maybe even better bone structure. I don't know. This is an awfully photogenic family. I wonder if they have any talent. I'd be willing to bet I'm not the only one wondering that.
What? You think this is cynical? In poor taste? Maybe, but it's not even close to this.
