Heard this one on the radio this morning. Now here's a guy who was just begging for a free ride to jail.
Unruly Motel Guest Leads Police to Drug Lab
A call to police by a Montgomery County motel manager over a guest's refusal to pay his bill has netted them a fully operational drug lab inside the guest's room.
Police in Towamencin Township say they were called by the night manager to the Days Inn on Sumneytown Pike in the Kulpsville section because a guest refused to pay and refused to leave.
When local and state police responded, they found a fully operational drug lab inside the guest room. Chemical tests will determine whether the man was manufacturing methamphetamines.
The motel guest was taken into custody and charged with numerous offenses. The investigation is continuing.
The investigation being a futile search for a single active brain cell in the "guest's" head. My guess is they'll come up empty.
On the other hand, maybe he was just playing with the chemistry set he got for Christmas.
