Not exactly a traditional blessing and not, frankly, my favorite time of year to be away from the U.S. of A. But, hey. My brother's oldest son will be celebrating his Bar Mitzvah that weekend and, well, he lives there. So that's where I'll be.
How do you say "gobble, gobble" in Hebrew, anyway? Targnegoletspeak?
Update: Imshin did some research on this. Too funny!
